12.05.2008

Brotherly Love


Front page news.

We aren't all faded liberal hippies here in Madison. We still have to stay alert. You never know when you might come across one of these sensitive but violent cyclists riding their high end time trail bikes around. In the snow. At night.

There is a hint of justice here though. Act like a condescending punk to another grown man, you risk getting put in a headlock in your own driveway.
You might be able to buy a light here if you make an appointment. Head down Willy Street and look for the smashed out windows.

3 comments:

claire said...

the mean streets of madison! this guy is definitely not as cool as meat underwear. $10 says his lady friend dumps him this week.

The Shed Master said...

So what shop do you think this guy can take his bike into for service? I bet he'll be banned from all shops in the MadCity area. I strongly hope they put his mugshot up at the service counters.

Tim said...

"I strongly hope they put his mugshot up at the service counters."

I can get right on that.

Colin may cater to elitist snobs on wheels but he's one of the most mellow men I know on or off a bike.