Slacker for Hire

I love working for a European company. These people know how to not work. After 3pm tomorrow, Bruker is CLOSED until Jan 2nd. This means I have some time to get all kinds of stuff done that I have been allowing to pile up. Here is some of that stuff, not necessarily in this order:

• Finish up a bunch of girly stuff like hanging curtains and decorating the house.


• True up 8-12 wheels that need it.


• Clean the early November mud from the Kona.


• Ship a BB back to Phil for a rebuild.


• Finish building up the Raleigh as the winter trail bike. Bleed the brakes and dig up a seat post clamp.


• Complete about 15 hours of training.


• Get both cars washed.


• Remember to call the Dish people about the 6 months free HD.


• Drink some beer.


• Install the 105 stuff that came off the cross bike on Sheri's Jamis.


• Strip the cheesy black paint from my White ind crank arms.


• Install new Hydro hose on the Kona.


• Shave the cat.


• 12 other bike maintenance related things that I can't remember.


• Accept Jesus as my lord and savior.


• Watch football.


• Play Santa.


• Drink more beer.


• Finally figure out how to setup zones on my Polar 720, and why the software is all jacked up.


• Sell some crap on Ebay.

If in late February I haven't posted anything new, it is because I bled to death attempting to shave the cat.